I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb
i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”
This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020
Wow it makes so much sense tho..
Why tf we ain’t got these?
Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!